Friday Funny Football edition

Are you football fans?  

We are at our house, unfortunately our favorite team, the Steelers, are done for the season.

This edition of Friday Funny is football based, however it has nothing to do with deflategate ~ although, I could come up with many funny jabs on that subject (as have so many others!) but I will refrain.

This may be silly, but I have always been a fan of the Bad Lip Reading videos. I've previously posted a couple of them on my blog (here and here).  This week the newest NFL version came out.  Maybe you've seen it already.  It's been popping up on my Facebook news feed consistently for the last two days.  However, if you haven't and you need a laugh or if you have and you want to laugh again, I bring you the 2015 NFL Bad Lip Reading Video:

Friday Funny ~ Frozen Edition

Have you seen the movie Frozen?  We saw it back in December and the kids have been singing songs from the movie ever since (which from the looks of youtube and Facebook, so have everyone else's kids).

Smiley loves and sings all of the songs from Frozen, but typically can be heard singing "Let it Go"



Let me note, Smiley sings all.day.long!  Seriously, as I am typing she is sitting next to me singing "You and me baby we're stuck like glue."  She makes up songs, she'll sing a piece of one song and combine it with a verse of another.  There is noise constantly coming out of this girls mouth (when she's not eating something ~ the girl could snack morning, noon and night).  Here is a little video of her coloring and unconsciously singing "Let it Go" :



I have to admit,  I loved this movie and the music is great.  However,  after you hear it day in and day out, it begins to wear on you a bit and I admit, I have told her, "Okay, all done singing!"  When I heard this version on YouTube, I laughed and absolutely related:


Have a great weekend!

Friday Funny - Football Edition

Are you all ready for the Superbowl taking place this Sunday?

We have a weekend  of fun scheduled and will hopefully be home in time to relax in front of the TV to watch the commercials.... I mean the game :)

While I'm not a super fan of either the Seahawks or the Broncos, I will be cheering for the Orange and Blue to win.  Go Broncos.  Will you be watching the game or maybe the commercials and halftime show?  Who are you rooting for?

Anyway, personally, I find these "bad lip reading" videos hilarious and hopefully this one makes you smile at the very least.

Enjoy and Happy Friday Friends!

Friday Funny

Happy Friday Friends!  I hope you had yourselves a good week! 

I don't know about any of you other mothers out there, but why does it seem that children don't realize they have a dad?  At least that is the case much of the time at my house.  I saw a version of this on Facebook the other day and created my own:

I guess kids at a young age know who has all of the answers ~ Ha!

And since hubby has been gone for a couple of days traveling for work, I've been hearing even more "hey mom's"

Have a great weekend ~ I hope have fun, find time to relax and remember to smile!

Friday Funny

Happy Friday Everyone!

If you saw my posts from earlier this week, you know how cold it has been where I live.  Highs on Monday and Tuesday were in the NEGATIVE teens. With lows in the -20's, not including the wind chill which made it feel like the temps were in the -40's.  School was cancelled on Monday and Tuesday for my kiddos ~ which they enjoyed :)

Anyway, a friend of mine posted this on facebook the other day and I just had to laugh.  Seriously, everyone has a unique perspective.



So watch out for that breeze friends and stay warm!  We are going to be in the 30's this weekend, so outdoor activities will ensue!  Yay!

Oh, and here is a list via bustle.com  that lists the 20 U.S. cities allowed to complain about the cold.  If you fall in that list I'm sorry, and complain away.  If your wondering, my city..... #1 on the list.

1. Minneapolis/St. Paul, Minnesota
2. Anchorage, Alaska
3. Madison, Wisconsin
4. Milwaukee, Wisconsin
5. Omaha, Nebraska
6. Chicago, Illinois
7. Lincoln, Nebraska
8. Rochester, New York
9. Buffalo, New York
10. Ft. Wayne, Indiana
11. Toledo, Ohio
12. Detroit, Michigan
13. Akron, Ohio
14. Cleveland, Ohio
15. Indianapolis, Indiana
16. Colorado Springs, Colorado
17. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
18. Denver, Colorado
19. Kansas City, Missouri
20. Boston, Massachusetts

Friday Funny ~ 9 year old humor

My 9 year old son is OB.SESS.ED with this video. 

And I admit, I laughed the first few times he begged me to watch it with him.

And seriously, what's with the sippy cups?

Have a fabulous weekend!

Friday Funny

Smiley, who is 4 years old has a love for paper, tape, scissors and now writing.  She is learning to write her letters at preschool and is thrilled when she can come home and "write" something.  Most days it is just random letters written out in a line that she then asks, "What does this say Mama?"  Like this picture:

 I try to give her my best pronunciation of the "word" she has written.  Usually we end up laughing because it makes no sense.

The other day she came to me with picture and words in hand and said,  "I made this for you Mama, what does it say?"

Yep, it says "OLD MOM"

Being told I'm old by my 4 year old daughter........ just.not.cool.

But I did have to laugh!!!

Oh and she also made me a dumbbell so I can "exercise"

So thoughtful!  :)

Have a great weekend!

Friday Funny

Hello Friday!  Couple of things ~
First off, the kids have the day off from school today so we all decided to sleep in.  When I woke up at 8:00 this was what our indoor/outdoor thermometer read:

YIKES!!!  Great day to stay inside!  Except that Smiley has to go to gymnastics in an hour and birthday presents need to be purchased for parties this weekend.......

Anyway, this video was floating around Facebook and I found it fitting for this friday's smile, since this Sunday is Superbowl Sunday.  I laughed watching it and my kids watched it over and over, so I hope it brings a smile to your face on this lovely Friday!

So, what is the weather like where you live?

Are you going to watch the Superbowl ~ who do you want to win?  (I'm going with the 49er's!)

(via Football Fanatics)

Do you watch it for the game or the commercials?

Friday Funny

I haven't done a "Friday Funny" post in a very long time.  And then today I saw this on one of my friend's facebook page.  It made me laugh, so I thought I would share it with all of you.  After all, who doesn't need more laughter in their life?

Have a great weekend!

Enjoy!

Friday Funnies

Here are a couple of the things that made me giggle this week ~

The other night  I made a new recipe for dinner.  It was some mexican casserole dish I found on Pinterest.  We said "grace" and began to eat.  This little girl:

Looked at me quite seriously and replied, "It's ok Mom, but it's kind of insipid."

Ummmmm WHAT?!  Little 6th grade smarty pants :)

Second giggle of the week.

Yesterday at preschool, each student was individually asked what they were thankful for.  Many children replied with the names of siblings or simply Mom, Dad or brothers, etc.  My lovely 4 year old daughter

Said she was thankful for "dress up"

Nice.

What made you laugh this week?

Parking Tickets!

Working people frequently ask retired people what they 

do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day, my Dad and Mom went

into town and visited one of their favorite shops.

When they came out, there

was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

 They went up to him and my Dad said, "Come on, man, how

about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored them and continued writing out the ticket.

Dad called him an "a**hole".

He glared at him and started writing 

another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Mom called him a "poop head".

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing more tickets. 

This went on for about 20 minutes.  

The more they abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then, their bus arrived, they got on it

and went home.

They try to have a little fun each day 

NOW that their retired!

It's important at their age. 

:)

Source

Alright, so it's not a true story.  My parents aren't retired and I can't really see them doing this.  Although I could potentially see hubby's parents, or maybe I should say, hubby's Dad pulling a stunt like this!  

I hope I made you smile on this lovely Friday morning!  

Enjoy every minute, it's the only August 12, 2011 you'll ever have!

Friday Funny

Wow, it's been quite a long time since I've posted a "Friday Funny", but here's what I found funny this week:

Let's start with dessert.

Action chose cheesecake bars:

Sassy, well, she chose pheasant jerky.

Yep.
No Joke!

Pheasant jerky, made by my hubby.

Really?

Then, she very seriously (we're talking school test serious) asked her dad this:

Dad, What can go up, but can't come down?"

Hubby..... thinking....

smoke beginning to form above his head from thinking so hard......

more thinking.....

Finally, "Hmmm, I don't know."

Sassy:

YOUR AGE!!!!

Enter hysterical fits of laughter :)  You know, fits of laughter that even if you aren't laughing, it is completely contagious and suddenly, you can't NOT laugh!

Man, that girl makes me smile!

Hope your weekend is full of laughs!

Friday Funny

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.

10 men and 1 woman.

The rope was not strong enough to carry them all.

So they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.

They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, She was used to giving up everything. For her husband and kids or for men in general. And was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech,

All the men started clapping ........

Hope you have a FABULOUS weekend!

Friday Funny

A man and his wife are awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.  The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain,  is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?"  She asks.  

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"  

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?  I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!  God loves drunk people too."

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?"  the husband calls out.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.

Ba Da BUMP!

☺

Friday Funny

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her,  "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"


"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said.  "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.  Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.  On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."


The doctor exclaimed, "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"



"Forty," she replied.



Have a great weekend! 

Friday Funny

brought to you today by my kids:

First of all Smiley ~ the girl can NOT sit still when music is involved.  She loves a good beat and her current favorite songs are Dynamite by  Taio Cruz and G6 by Far East Movement and Just a Dream by Nelly.  You can see for yourself in this horrible quality video :)  By the way the song she is jammin' to is California Gurls by Katy Perry.

And a couple of jokes via Sassy and Action:

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

☺

and

A man went to the toilet store to buy a toilet.

He had the choices of:

a wooden toilet

a glass toilet 

or 

a singing toilet.

He tried the wooden one and it gave him a sliver.

He tried the glass one.  It shattered.

He tried the singing one and he liked it. So he bought it.

That  night, in the middle of the night he had to go to the bathroom.

When he sat on his new singing toilet it started singing, 

"DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?"

☺

ba-dump-bump!

Happy Friday!!!!

Friday Funny

I got up this morning to take my dog for our morning walk and saw this:

No, you are NOT imagining things.... it says -22.5  

(and it was/is warmer than 56.5 in my house ~ the thermometer is in a window)

Brrrrrrrr

We did NOT go for a walk.

My poor pup barely made it to the yard to relive herself. 

So while this is not funny, this did made me giggle a little bit (although, like me and the weather this morning, he maybe didn't see any humor in it):