A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
The doctor exclaimed, "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Forty," she replied.
Have a great weekend!
Wendy, that was pretty funny. I was waiting for the punch line, but obviously it was different than I expected. LOL.
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